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Historical Quotes #5



Another one in a series of overlooked quotes from famous people in history. In this case, Abraham Lincoln, our nation's most "what the hell have you been drinkin"est president.

History tip: Mercury...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 29, 2014



Emancipate your thirst



When you've got a thirst that makes you feel like you've been working for free for someone else for years, pick up a jug of the great Thirst Emancipator!

With electro-lytes, and all manner of other...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 30, 2013



Pepperspray Cop vs. Abe



That pepperspray cop who maced the shit out of a bunch of cowering hippies was the subject of a whole lot of mockery for the iconic photo of him casually walking by and hitting them all with sweet pac...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 23, 2011









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